#but in reality Kakuzu is sabotaging these potential “dates” because he’s caught the feels for Hidan
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*reading the Help Wanted ads in the paper*
Hidan: Oi, here’s one for a Clown to perform at kid’s birthday parties. Holy shit; clowns can make up to $100,000 a year?!
Kakuzu: And just think, you’ve been acting like one all these years for free.
#kakuhida#kakuzu x hidan#kakuzu#hidan#🤎🤍#for some reason this reminds me of an AU I started to write#where Hidan owes a ton of money to Kakuzu but can’t pay#so Kakuzu decides to pimp him out#but every single time he gets a client lined up something will come up and the deal falls through#Hidan just thinks it’s bad luck#but in reality Kakuzu is sabotaging these potential “dates” because he’s caught the feels for Hidan#eventually he works out a deal with Hidan where Hidan agrees to be there for him and share meals and spend time together#Hidan: Like … like marriage? Kakuzu (blushing) Yes like marriage
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